That's right funny quotes.. and yes they are from Homestar Runner's Fortune Cookies game.. hehe so if u get some good ones.. and they aren't on the list.. send em to me!
~Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying. ~Put sugar in your coke, that's why they put it on the table. ~Start putting stamps on all your e-mails. (HAHA if you get an e-mail from me you will notice the stamp at the bottom) ~Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you? ~A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks. ~Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation. ~It's not mean if its hilarious. ~It's not lazy if its hilarious.
~It's not illegal if it's hilarious.
~Park in a secret place where no one can find you.
~Begin saying 'noon' backwards. No one will ever know.
~"They" say "you" are "stupid". Whatever that means.
~Start a little fire. A little one!
~The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one.
~Greatness can be measured in arguments won.
~Don't skip school... skip class!
~Lighten your load by doing less work.
